Larry David Tells People Not to Be Idiots, Encouraging Them to Stay at Home In Order to Protect Older People

The ever-forthright Larry David, who was sitting comfortably in his home, quite emphatically stated those who choose not to stay home to rethink their actions. He told them instead, to take this “once-in-a-lifetime opportunity” to just stay home and watch television. This will help older Californians like him, and other vulnerable populations, stay safe.

I basically want to address the idiots out there. You know who you are. You’re going out, I don’t know what you’re doing. You’re socializing too close. It’s not good. You’re hurting old people like me, well not me, I have nothing to do with you, I’ll never see you…The problem is you’re passing up a fantastic opportunity, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to stay in the house.

Brenan noted that David has always embraced keeping his distance from people long before this situation arrived.

Lori Dorn
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