Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer, An Herbal Elixir That Lets Dogs Safely Enjoy a Brew With Their Humans


In their never-ending quest to soothe the nerves of both human and beast, Firebox is offering up Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer, a non-carbonated, brewed elixir that is perfectly safe for canine consumption. Now human, cat and dog can have a drink together.

A man’s best friend? A dog you say? Afraid you’re barking up the wrong tree – a man’s best friend is beer. The improved confidence, the lowered inhibitions, it makes you funnier AND more attractive. We’ve cruelly deprived our canine companions of this wondrous beverage… until now. Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer is a beer for your dog and it’s destined to make their lives better; raising their status in the pack and drastically improving their chances with the opposite sex. The brew contains Dandelion & Burdock along with an array of other herbs to endow your pooch with a delectably-scented sphincter. All the other dogs will either be chasing after that arse or wishing that they possessed such a fragrant rump