Calm The F*ck Down Tea, The Perfect Cuppa For a Quiet Night at Home

Calm The F**k Down Tea

Never one to mince words, the wonderful folks at Firebox are offering their own “Calm The F*ck Down Tea“, a perfect cuppa for a quiet night at home or while experiencing an honest F*ck That guided meditation.

A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the f*ck down, soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea. You heard right, not only does this sensational concoction taste glorious, its soothing qualities will console even the busiest of brains, hushing your woes, make you feel all warm and snuggly inside and of course calm you the f*ck down.

Calm The F**k Down Tea

Calm The F**k Down Tea

Calm The F**k Down Tea

Lori Dorn
Lori Dorn

Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails. Lori can be found posting on Threads and sharing photos on Instagram.