Environmentally Conscious Organization (e.c.o.), Inc. has developed the ultimate pizza box, the Green Box. It transforms into four serving plates and a convenient storage container that will fit in any refrigerator and is easily recycled.

The top of the Green Box breaks down into convenient serving plates, eliminating the need for disposable plates. The bottom of the ‘Green Box’ converts easily into a handy storage container, eliminating the need for plastic wrap, tin foil or plastic bags. The perforations and scores that create this functionality allow for easy disposal into a standard-sized recycling bin.

Green Box

via Retro Thing

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Social

Learn how to increase your Twitter followers by eleventy-billion in 3.68 seconds at The Complete Social Media Douchebag.

Tip #128: Always tweet in all-caps. BECAUSE CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE-CONTROL FOR AWESOME!

Tip #138: Learn how to auto-DM your way into their hearts and wallets!

Tip #268: Every other tweet should be about how people can increase their followers. They’ll thank you for it!

via Doctor Popular

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Spam Police

by Scott Beale on June 17, 2009 · 1 comment

“Spam Police” by Keshen

via ExpanDrive

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Upset by a fan letter saying they no longer proper vehicle reviews, the BBC show Top Gear takes a new Ford Fiesta on an extreme road test, which includes being chased by a Corvette through a shopping mall and beach assault with the Royal Marines.

via Daring Fireball

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Comic Book Geek Student

Chuck Dillon, a teacher at the Hussian School of Art in Philadelphia, made a wonderful series of 20 illustrations that ask the question “Which Art Student Art You?”.

via Drawn!

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A stop-motion battle between Iron Man and Bruce Lee by Patrick Boivin.

via Tim Shey

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From 1957-1961 series of TV commercials ran featuring Jim Henson’s Muppets violently pitching Wilkins Coffee.

via Super Punch & Boing Boing

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The Loney Island made “Cool Guys Don’t Look At Explosions” for the 2009 MTV Movie Awards.

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Common Craft explains Twitter Search in Plain English, including how #hashtags work.

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If you’ve ever wanted to know how to do squats with your dog, this video is for you.

via ZOOMDOGGLE

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The latest TED Talk video features Clay Shirky on “How cellphones, Twitter, Facebook can make history”.

Look for a Laughing Squid cameo in Clay’s talk at around the 8:22 mark, where you’ll see that on this blog we only focus on the really important stuff in life.

Thanks to Alexander Rose for the tip!

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Velocity, the Web Performance and Operations Conference 2009

Velocity 2009, an O’Reilly conference focusing on web performance and operations takes place June 22-24 at the Fairmont in San Jose. O’Reilly is offering Laughing Squid readers a 15% discount on the conference, just use the code “vel09ls” when registering.

Web companies, big and small, face the same challenges. Our pages must be fast, our infrastructure must scale up (and down) efficiently, and our sites and services must be reliable… without burning out the team. Velocity is the best place to learn from peers, exchange ideas with experts, and share best practices and painful lessons learned.

As part of Velocity 2009, there will be an Ignite! San Jose on Monday, June 22nd.

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Memes collide when Super Mario Bros. meets Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat in Super Keyboard Cat Bros. animated by Jude Buffum with music by Doctor Octoroc.

via Daily C

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Andrew W.K. hosts “Destroy Build Destroy” a new show where two teams of teenagers destroy each others projects that debuts this Saturday, June 20th on the Cartoon Network’s CN Real.

The name says it all. With host, Andrew W.K., two teams take turns destroying each other’s materials, then putting them back together, then destroying them again. Oh, and things blow up.

Destroy Build Destroy

via Maximum Fun

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A segment from Weird Nature showing what happens when cats get high on catnip.

via Boing Boing

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guest post by Burstein!

Ask Dr. Hal (11-16-05)

photo by Scott Beale

In this special post, Contributing Coleoidea, Burstein, interviews the legendary Hal Robins (aka Dr. Hal) on his talents, arts, and history of involvement in the San Francisco fringe arts. Dr. Hal is truly a cultural treasure with a mind so engaging that there is a live action game show Ask Dr. Hal where its basic premise is, in effect, to simply ask the man questions. See it live this week at S.P.A.C.E. (Space Preservation Agency for Creative Enterprise) in the J.R. “Bob” Dobbs Memorial Hall at 354 5th St. (5th St. at Folsom).

Burstein! – Dr. Hal, your knowledge of poetry is legendary, as is your capacity to recite verse at whim. What draws you to verse in particular, and do you generally prefer verse to prose?

Hal – Well, I find he best verse has an incantory quality, like chanting a spell. Some poems in fact are spells. But verse has rhythm — a beat– which propels it forward. Of course, to memorize long stretches of prose one must also seek out and find this beat, which is idiosyncratic and more subtle. The structure of verse is amenable to memory. And then there’s the matter of the content. Ezra Pound characterized poetry as, “language charged to the utmost with feeling.” Though not a fan of Mussolini, I endorse Pound’s view. You get a better performance from the freighted words of verse than you would from reading the telephone directory– though that, too, has its place in the annals of public performance.

Ask Dr. Hal

photo by Scott Beale

Burstein! – Can you tell us if your love of literature has affected your graphic art?

Hal – Literature helps and informs the graphic artist. The thankless task of cartooning and drawing comic books is vastly aided by wide reading and understanding.

Burstein! – Would you say the impact has been different upon work for SubGenius materials, as opposed to the Dinosaur Alphabet?

Hal – Oh, the impact doubles for producing theologically correct images when the task is to illustrate our Church of the SubGenius literary material– you must do the homework before you can create an appropriate picture for a work such as our Revelation X: The “Bob ” Apocryphon. As for my book Dinosaur Alphabet, it is a collection of short poems about various dinosaurs, which I then illustrated and provided with copious notes to defend my assertions. I also designed the Alphabet itself, initial letters, or drop-caps, each of which incorporated an image of the eponymous dinosaur.You might also look for my other self-illustrated book, The Meaning of Lost and Mismatched Socks, from North Atlantic Books.

Dinosaur Alphabet

Burstein! – How did you become involved with the Church of the SubGenius?

Hal – Years ago, working at Rip-Off Press, the underground comic book factory and studio, Paul Mavrides retrieved the ur-pamphlet, the first put out by the Church at the beginning of the Eighties, from the wastebasket of Fred Todd, the publisher at Rip-Off, who was never sent a good idea that he didn’t discard. Paul and I, however, found the pamphlet intriguing and hilarious. Responding to the (then) address of the SubGenius Foundation on the pamphlet, Pamphlet No.1, which begins, “The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!,” we entered into correspondence with Rev. Ivan Stang, the Sacred Scribe, who, it turned out, was already familiar with our work, and quickly became involved at the highest levels with Stang and his people. I have written lyrics for the Church, Hymns, Elegies & Orations. Eventually we were all present at the assassination of J.R. “Bob” Dobbs, in 1984– the so-called “Night of Slack.”

Burstein! Could you go further into this?

Hal – I prefer not to… the memories are painful… Students of San Francisco history know the sad details. Archived material is at the SubSite– subgenius.com –for those who feel they have to wallow in the details. The assassination has often been ritually enacted at our “Devivals.” The next one of these will be this October in Portland, Oregon.

Burstein! – You are locally known for, amongst other things, the Ask Dr. Hal Show, which is co-hosted by Chicken John. How did you two fall into cahoots together, and how did that lead to the Ask Dr. Hal! Show?

Hal – Somewhere back in the middle Nineties I was performing at the old Klub Kommotion on 16th St., a venue like many others now long gone. Chicken approached me and told me I could do better– i.e. perform with him. Our association in various shows swiftly taught us each other’s strengths and weaknesses. In the Black Rock desert Chicken constructed the monstrous, Cyclopean buttocks of the flame-spouting Wizard of Ass, a mechanism in which I was concealed with a microphone. I answered the questions of various supplicants until forced to leave the giant structure, as it was on fire at the time. This question-and-answer show was, in fact, the template for the stage shows we do now.

Ask Dr. Hal (11-16-05)

photo by Scott Beale

Burstein! – Dr. Hal, what are your current projects, in general, and do you have any comic projects ongoing at this time? And tell us whether you are self-publishing or not.

Hal – I am working on a 3-page story for a comic book which will probably come out this winter– yes, they still exist. Look for “Belly Dance Comix No. 2″ from Clone Comics. I am also working on a series of trading cards called Rockets, Jets and Spacemen for Monsterwax Cards in Florida. At this time I’m also designing tattoos for various people in the arts here, and hope to complete some art for Loop! Station in the near future.

The only self-publishing I seem to be doing these days is putting out the weekly Dr.Hal Report, a mass-mailed email to my special list about our shows. I know some people, who have complained of its fatiguing length and complexity, would rather this journal just go away. But if you’d like to receive it, write me at hal@askdrhal.com –and make sure the words, “SUBSCRIPTION REQUEST” appear in the header.

Burstein! – Thanks, Dr. Hal! Why don’t you give us a plug for your show?

Hal – Gladly. We are doing the Ask Dr. Hal! Show every Wednesday night. Though Chicken is still away, he’s expected to return at any time, and we expect to take up the show again where it’s been most of this year– at his place on Cesar Chavez. The official web site at askdrhal.com will be the place to check for the news when it happens. Chicken has grandiose plans about extending the show into other dimensions of performance.

Right now we are at 3 blocks below the Powell St. BART Station and 2 blocks south of Mission. But, for now, we’re no longer in the Mission, but “south of the Slot.” Our crowds seem to be finding us at S.P.A.C.E. (Space Preservation Agency for Creative Enterprise) in the J.R. “Bob” Dobbs Memorial Hall at 354 5th St. (5th St. at Folsom).

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guest post by mikl-em

Chessboxing” is a real activity, an actual sport, where contestants both (surprise!) play chess and box with each other. The World Chess Boxing Organisation (WCBO) is the international governing organization for the sport.

From their FAQ:

Chessboxers go through alternating four-minute long rounds of chess and three-minute boxing rounds with a one-minute break in between. A maximum total of 11 rounds are fought out—six rounds of chess and five rounds of boxing. The fight begins with a round of chess. Each player has a respite of 12 minutes during the game of chess, which means the maximum duration of the whole chess game is 24 minutes. A K.O. or checkmate can lead to an early win, and the fight can also be cut short if a player exceeds the chess time limit or the referee decides the fight has to be aborted. If the game of chess ends with a tie, it is settled with the points earned in the boxing rounds. If the boxing fight ends with a tie, the player who had black on the chessboard wins.

World Chess Boxing Organisation

The sport has its origin in a 1992 comic book by Yugoslavia-born French author Enki Bilal. Froid Équateur (French for “Cold Equator”) was the final installment of his Nikopol Trilogy, a post-apocalyptic sci-fi graphic novel series which was made into a movie and a video game.

Froid-Équateur

The real life sport began in 2003, and the first world championship match was held in Amsterdam in November that year. Nowadays there are Chessboxing matches, clubs and championships across Europe and Russia. Even FIDE, the World Chess Federation, indirectly recognized the sport when they posted video of the Federation’s President participating in a chessboxing match (though his opponent doesn’t seem to thrown many punches).

Personally I’ve long been hoping for more weird hybrid sports events. The Decathalon is old news, of course, as boring as breakfast cereal. The Triathlon (consisting of swimming, cycling, and running) is straight-forward and well established.

But it’s the winter Biathalon (rifle shooting & cross country skiing) and the modern pentathlon (combining pistol shooting, épée fencing, freestyle swimming, show jumping, and cross-country running), both Olympic events, that start to approach the kind of thing I have in mind. I’m sure they makes sense to someone (but hey, so does curling, to someone), but for me these are harbingers of an absurdist bizzaro future that may never be.

Now with Chessboxing, we are one step closer. Float like a butterfly, sting like a rook. I for one await our motorcycling / paddleball-playing / knife-juggling / Connect Four-master overlords with remote control at the ready.

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Futuristic Movie Timeline

Futuristic Movie Timeline by Dan Meth, #6 in a series of Pop-Cultural Charts.

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“Craigslist” is latest song by “Weird Al” Yankovic done as a parody of The Doors.

Al enlisted original Doors keyboardist Ray Manzarek to play on the song.

via Waxy

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The fog we encountered last weekend while we were at MaxFunCon 2009 in the mountain top resort of Lake Arrowhead, CA was pretty intense, even for a San Franciscan. Heather Powazek Champ shot a great time-lapse video of their trip down the mountain in the heavy fog.

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