‘Uber-Ex’, An On-Call Car Service Where Former Lovers Drive Passengers Home

Because we miss you and really want to make it work this time.

Cracked parodies Uber, the ubiquitous private car network, with “Uber-Ex” an on-call car service where passengers get driven home by their former lovers who already know how to get there, making for a really uncomfortable ride.

Using our state-of-the art social algorithms and your sister, Uber-Ex can predictively target both your pick up and destination points.