“Try Not Having Kids” is a hilarious parody by Jason Messina that pokes fun at drug commercials and parenthood alike.
Not having kids is a new alternative to having kids that may help you achieve personal happiness and alleviate daily stress, eliminating the ultimate crushing of your dreams and aspirations.
Of course they also list a series of side effects to not having kids, including the destruction of family lineage, questions about your sexuality, worth and a whole lot of regret. Not having kids is not for everyone and individual results may vary.
Please tell your doctor if you already have kids before you try not having kids, as this may result in you being a neglectful asshole.
via Happy Place, Pleated Jeans
