The Food Surgeon Inserts the Juice From a Box of Fruit Gushers Into a Pocket Made of Fruit Roll-Ups

The ever-busy Food Surgeon very carefully and precisely extracted the gooey liquid from the center of an entire box of Fruit Gushers, a fruity children’s snack and inserted it all into a pocket that was skillfully formed using a box of sticky Fruit Roll-Ups, another fruity snack. The result was very kid-friendly, to say the least.

1:11 – This is going to take way too long. Cue jump cuts.
1:43 – Mmm, gusher blood.
4:45 – That feeling when you’re about to become diabetic..
4:50 – Instant cavity. Apologies to my dentist.

Lori Dorn
Lori Dorn

Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails.