A Suburban Heavy Metal Song About Mowing the Lawn

Mark’s Middle-Aged Metal performed an amusing heavy metal song about tending to his property and mowing his suburban lawn during the summer. The lyrics stress that it’s not only about taking care of things, it’s about making it the best lawn in the neighborhood.

Want the best yard in town

Then you better look around

Your competition abounds

So you gotta mow it down

When summer comes around

via Shelby DeNike

Lori Dorn
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Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails.

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