Hawkins Newscaster Reports on the Disappearance of Barb Holland in Stranger Things Archival Parody
Archival footage located by employees of WIYZ in Hawkins, Indiana featured the perfectly coiffed news anchor Brenda Wood reporting on the mysterious disappearance of Barbara Holland, a local teenager who was missed terribly by all of her friends. On a side note, Wood also spoke about an oddly dressed young girl making off with an “unprecedented number of Eggo Waffles“.
You think you know the 80’s. But then an archival newsreel from 5 WIYZ Hawkins, Indiana is uncovered and you question everything. Like why is Brenda Wood’s hair so totally amazing? Or, whatever happened to that girl Barbara Holland? Just how many Eggos did Eleven eat? The world needs to know!
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