SNL Unveils a Diamond Encrusted Cartier Fidget Spinner to Occupy Even the Most Exclusive Snob

Cartier Fidget Spinner

In a very clever aux ad on Saturday Night Live, a very patient man gave his rather snobbish date a diamond encrusted Fidget Spinner by Cartier to keep her occupied while he had a good time at a party. Although this seems extravagant, it is not beyond the realm of impossible. Perhaps SNL gave the jewelry giant their next billion dollar idea.

You’d give her the sun, the moon, the stars, but for now, give her something to distract her: the diamond encrusted Fidget Spinner.

Lori Dorn
Lori Dorn

Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails.

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