In a hilarious clip from the classic television show All in the Family, the ever-grousing Archie Bunker insists upon offering his often beleaguered son-in-law Michael Stivic unsolicited advice about the proper way to put on one’s socks and shoes.
Don’t you know that the whole world puts on a sock and a sock and a shoe and a shoe? …Supposed there’s a fire in the house and you gotta run for your life. Your way, all you got on is a shoe and a sock. My way you got on a sock and a sock. See, you’re even.