A Hilarious Explanation Connecting the Parallel BioShock Universes of Rapture and Columbia

The wonderfully satirical Exurb1a hilariously takes on a piece of the immensely popular BioShock video game series with a hilariously acerbic explanation that connects together the parallel universes of Rapture and Columbia. Unfortunately, building a pre-conceived paradise comes with its own set of risks.

Columbia probably never existed. Rapture probably exploded. Most of the main characters are dead or have been erased from time. And no one got free party hats chocolate or oral because that’s what happens when you try to build utopia. So don’t