Inflatable Beard of Bees, The Bee Beard That Won’t Sting You

“It’s the bee beard you’ve always dreamed of owning.”

The Inflatable Beard of Bees by Archie McPhee promises that it “won’t sting you” and will impress the opposite sex. To be sure, top that look off with their Inflatable Toupée.

Ingenuous instant inflatable insect invention

When a beekeeper wants to impress the ladies, he puts a queen bee in a small cage under his chin and waits for the other bees to swarm and form a “beard” on his face and body. That sounds like a lot of bother when you could get the same effect with just a couple of puffs of air. This inflatable, vinyl Beard of Bees is 10″ long with elastic hoops that go around your ears. Best of all, there is no chance of getting stung! If you want to say “bee mine” to your honey, just wear this Inflatable Beard of Bees and you’ll be all the buzz. The perfect gift for the apiarist.