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Hammacher Schlemmer has released a collection of ceramic Star Wars Steins created in the likeness of four iconic characters (R2-D2, Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and Chewbacca) from the Star Wars movie series.
These are the steins that impart intergalactic intrepidity to one’s imbibing. Made from high-quality ceramic and topped with pewter-hinged lids, each 32-oz. stein is shaped in the likeness of one of four characters from the iconic Star Wars movie series. No stranger to serving drinks, R2-D2 keeps drinks on stable footing with his two flat feet while Darth Vader’s helmet opens to accept even the darkest of stouts. Chewbacca’s massive body cavity takes on Kashyyyk ale without a growl while Boba Fett’s weathered, dinged body armor suggests this bounty hunter could use a cold one.
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The Mini Beer Pong Travel Kit by the Minneapolis Scienz Group LLC is a handy way to liven up any party with all the fun and none of the mess. The game can also be made to be very kid-friendly with non-alcoholic drinks. The turquoise version of the game is currently available at Laughing Squid Store for $39.99 (20% off the retail price of $50.00) and includes free shipping within the continental United States.
Going on the road and tired of playing cards or paper football at rest stops? Want to shut the kids up in the backseat? (Just kidding!!) This American-made, portable mini beer pong set is the perfect road trip or party game, offering up all of the fun with a fraction of the mess. Just flick the launchers, splash a cup, and the no spill rack will clean up any excess plunk.
Premium Knit Beer Mitts by Sky Innovations are designed to keep your beverage of choice cold while keeping your hand warm. They are available to purchase in green and blue in the Laughing Squid store for $15.99 (68% off the retail price) with free shipping.
Winter is cold. Whether you’re tailgating the game, out on the ice or slopes, or just throwing snowballs at the neighborhood kids while they make snowmen, it’s important to keep your liver warm with an ice cold beer. Don’t think about it, it makes sense. Kill two beers – we mean, birds – with one stone with this beer mitt, designed to keep a beverage cold while keeping your hand harm. Wear one and you’ll have a hand free to roll snowballs. Wear two, and give us a call to join the party.
– Keeps your hand warm & your beverage cold for extreme winter fun
– One size fits all
– Fits on either right or left hand
Enjoy knocking back a tasty craft ale? Love tucking into some decadent, gooey cookies? Not a big fan of messy baking? Perfect. This easy-to-use kit has fused two of life’s great joys into one mind-blowing delicacy – Beer Cookies!
Rather than send you down to the shops to buy a whole tub of butter, large bag of flour and a pot of baking powder that you’ll only use once a year – we’ve provided you with precisely the right amount of ingredients to bake 10-12 chocolate chip beer cookies in just 15 minutes.
All you need is a baking tray, a knob of butter, a bottle of your favourite beer and an impressive appetite.
In their never-ending quest to soothe the nerves of both human and beast, Firebox is offering up Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer, a non-carbonated, brewed elixir that is perfectly safe for canine consumption. Now human, cat and dog can have a drink together.
A man’s best friend? A dog you say? Afraid you’re barking up the wrong tree – a man’s best friend is beer. The improved confidence, the lowered inhibitions, it makes you funnier AND more attractive. We’ve cruelly deprived our canine companions of this wondrous beverage… until now. Bottom Sniffer Dog Beer is a beer for your dog and it’s destined to make their lives better; raising their status in the pack and drastically improving their chances with the opposite sex. The brew contains Dandelion & Burdock along with an array of other herbs to endow your pooch with a delectably-scented sphincter. All the other dogs will either be chasing after that arse or wishing that they possessed such a fragrant rump
Complete IPA: The Guide to Your Favorite Craft Beer by Brooklyn writer and beer aficionado Joshua M. Bernstein, is a comprehensive book that explains all things India Pale Ale (IPA) for both novice and expert alike. The book is chock-filled with examples of different brews and the brewers that make them, all with yummy accompanying color photos on every page.
India Pale Ales have captured the hearts and taste buds of beer lovers like no other brew, and brewmasters are using it to unlock new dimensions of flavor, turning IPAs into the top-selling craft beer style. But not all beers are created equal. Beer expert Josh Bernstein takes you on a tangy tour of the world’s finest IPAs, from easy-drinking session ales to bitter brews gone wild. Complete IPA showcases the best choices in each category, profiles the brewers who helped innovate the sub-categories, and highlights emerging IPA styles and the most exceptional breweries making them right now. With this definitive guide, you’ll be drinking the best beers and cutting-edge brews in no time.
Bernstein is also the author of The Complete Beer Course: Boot Camp for Beer Geeks and Brewed Awakening. He often hosts craft beer related events such as pub crawls and tastings.
— Joshua M. Bernstein (@JoshMBernstein) September 21, 2016