Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund and Brother Oakley Race Each Other Around a Track In Little Sports Cars

In the first-ever Weiner 500, Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund, known for his fabulous adventures, was clad in blue, and little brother Oakley in red, climbed into their respective (remote-controlled) sports cars and chased each other around a NASCAR race track. Crusoe emerged the victor, probably because Oakley was feeling a bit peckish.

Crusoe and Oakley have their first ever NASCAR style race in a Ferrari and BMW ride on cars for dogs. Who will win? We shall see? gentledogs start your engines! …It’s Crusoe vs Oakley in the first-ever WIENER 500!!…We’re hoping to get invited to #Daytona500

Lori Dorn

Lori Dorn

Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails.