Serial prankster Joey Skaggs has just launched his latest project and it is not a prank. No really, it’s actually for real this time. Introducing The Universal Bullshit Detector Watch, which can be activated as a counter-measure when bullshit is detected in the area. Oh yeah, it also tells the time. It’s great for phrases like, “It’s not you, it’s me”, “Our company will change the world by monetizing eyeballs.”, “Major combat operations in Iraq have ended.” and so on.
Now you can comment with humor any time, anywhere.
The Universal Bullshit Detector Watchâ„¢
It flashes, it moos, it poopsâ€¦ it also tells time!
When asked, “Whatâ€™s that sound?” Just say, “Oh, sorry, thatâ€™s my bullshit detector.”
This product is non-partisan and non-sectarian.
In any language it sounds the same.