The Food Surgeon Performs a Delicate Lobotomy on a Googly-Eyed Pineapple

Lori Dorn
March 31, 2016

The Food Surgeon once again returned to the operating theater to perform a delicate lobotomy on an a juicy pineapple that had a crazed look in its uneven googly eyes.

Surgeon’s notes:

0:11 – This. pineapple. looks. crazy.
0:41 – You’ll appreciate this numbing agent in about 10 seconds.
1:07 – How is this a real medical procedure?
1:22 – Hmm, pineapple still looks very mentally ill. Time for drastic measures.
2:35 – Success!
3:22 – What day is tomorrow?

Lori Dorn

Lori is a Laughing Squid Contributing Editor based in New York City who has been writing blog posts for over a decade. She also enjoys making jewelry, playing guitar, taking photos and mixing craft cocktails.