STEEM, An Organic Caffeinated Peanut Butter With a Caffeine Kick Equivalent to Two Cups of Coffee

Massachusetts-based STEEM is a unique peanut butter because it’s caffeinated. An average serving of STEEM contains the equivalent of two cups of coffee and is made for people who want a double dose of sustainable energy (protein and caffeine and the simplicity of obtaining it through simple means.

STEEM is caffeinated peanut butter. What else do we need to say? STEEM is designed to provide a consistent release of sustained energy and the naturally slow digestion of peanut butter is the key to that. STEEM delivers protein, electrolytes, and caffeine, granting you hours of endurance and focus, and freeing you from distractions like hunger and fatigue. …Enjoy it however you would normally enjoy peanut butter: spread it on crackers, toast or fruit; re-acquaint yourself with the simple perfection of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich; or just jam a knife or a spoon or a finger into the jar and eat it like you do when no one’s looking. Yes you do. Yes, you do.

The folks at STEEM make their natural peanut butter without preservatives or artificial sweeteners which is good for people, but the caffeinated part is not good for children and is particularly dangerous for animals, a point they deliberately make on their site.

DO NOT GIVE TO ANIMALS. EVER. Fun fact: a lot of domestic animals, like dogs and cats and birds, cannot digest caffeine properly and it can lead to SERIOUS health issues. We know that your dog loves peanut butter and we know you think it’d be hilarious to get him all jacked up and crazy, BUT DON’T. SERIOUSLY. IT WOULD NOT BE HILARIOUS.
STEEM = PEOPLE FOOD.

STEEM Peanut Butter is available for either online purchase or through select stores throughout Massachusetts, Connecticut and New Hampshire.