If Beer Ads Were Forced to Be Honest, A Beer Commercial Parody by Cracked

My family is proud of our tradition of making fine gut poison.

Cracked has created a beer commercial parody that imagines what it would be like “If Beer Ads Were Forced to Be Honest.” The beer spokesman (Roger) may have gone into a little too much detail while breaking down the creation process of his “addictive liver brain poison.”

Breweries would go out of business in a hurry.