Boyfriend Annoys His Girlfriend With a Relentless Barrage of Puns Based on IKEA Product Names

During a trip to IKEA, simonline proceeded to annoy his girlfriend with a relentless barrage of puns based on the often absurd-sounding names of IKEA products.

We moved in together recently so had to make the unavoidable trip to IKEA; I figured out how to get through there as quickly as possible.