“I saaaaaid, suck my dick or I’LL GET ANGRY!”
Siblings Nate Heller and Emily Heller have created “Suck My Dick, New Yorker,” a Tumblr that adds “suck my dick” type captions to New Yorker cartoons in the style of the magazine’s popular weekly caption contest.
“I’m the perfect height to suck your dick.”
“You could solve this equation or you could suck my dick. Up to you.”
“You better finish writing that giant book so I can suck your dick.” –caption by Shannon Wheeler
via Shannon Wheeler