A Very Crude ‘New Yorker’ Caption Contest


I saaaaaid, suck my dick or I’LL GET ANGRY!

Siblings Nate Heller and Emily Heller have created “Suck My Dick, New Yorker,” a Tumblr that adds “suck my dick” type captions to New Yorker cartoons in the style of the magazine’s popular weekly caption contest.

Suck My Dick

I’m the perfect height to suck your dick.

Suck my dick

You could solve this equation or you could suck my dick. Up to you.

caption by Shannon Wheeler

You better finish writing that giant book so I can suck your dick.” –caption by Shannon Wheeler

via Shannon Wheeler