Per his usual practice, the candidly outspoken Mr. Forthright offered very helpful advice to assist one in appearing taller to others. Use the power of positive thinking. Think about tall things carrots giraffes …Make yourself appear taller by hanging out with just children and little people always be stretching. …maximize your height by staying a…
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In his latest video, the irascible Mr. Forthright offered his unsolicited, but amusing advice about defeating terrorism in his very distinct straightforward manner. Terrorists want you to be afraid if you’re already in a state of constant fear they can’t affect you. Release snakes randomly throughout your house. Ride down on the wrong side of…
The ever irascible Mr. Forthright offers sage advice regarding the habit of nail biting with his own version of a simple life hack.
The knowledgeable Mr. Forthright (previously) explains how to tell if a guy likes you vs. how to tell if a girl likes you. Are his explanations short, sweet, and to the point? Yes.
The ever-laconic Mr. Forthright explains “How to Survive the Apocalypse,” offering such good advice as never washing, starting fires with your farts, and using apocalypse coupons. Start swallowing your gum. It takes seven years to swallow gum. So if there’s an apocalypse in the next seven years, you won’t have an empty stomach.
The knowledgeable Mr. Forthright (previously) shares a few valuable tactics on how to dominate on Black Friday in his latest video. It’s all about saving the money and buying everything during the most chaotic day of the year. Win Black Friday with Mr. Forthright’s help.
Mr. Forthright (see previously) offers useful tips on “How to Get Rid of the Hiccups” in his latest video. If you are unable to hold your breath, Mr. Forthright recommends having your lungs removed.
“If you’re young, stand near an old person. People just kind of assume.” Mr. Forthright (see previously) shares a few tactics on how to conceal, hide, and camouflage a fart in his latest video. To avoid blame, he highly recommends carrying around a bloated dog.