In his latest video, Mr. Forthright offers his advice on how to give an epic eulogy. According to Mr. Forthright, honesty is what matters, unless the person was a jerk. When remembering another life, remember these tips from Mr. Forthright.
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Mr. Forthright (see previously) offers useful tips on “How to Get Rid of the Hiccups” in his latest video. If you are unable to hold your breath, Mr. Forthright recommends having your lungs removed.
In his latest video, Mr. Forthright offers handy tips on “how to be a Gangsta.” Among his suggestions: get “emerald hip replacements” and don’t signal while driving. For more wisdom from Mr. Forthright, see our previous posts.
In his latest video, Mr. Forthright offers helpful advice on “how to take an selfie.” He recommends not taking a selfie while using the bathroom, giving a eulogy, or standing on railroad tracks. Take it from Mr. Forthright, this is how to take a selfie.
“Remember how you saw mommy kissing Santa Claus? Mommy gave Santa mono…” In his new video, Mr. Forthright gives some fantastic tips on “How to Tell Your Kids There’s No Santa.” He suggests telling the children everything from the North Pole has melted to Santa was placed in jail for spying on kids while they…
In his latest video, Mr. Forthright offers useful tips on “how to win the Super Bowl.” He suggests “filling your opponent’s Gatorade cooler with champagne.” To guarantee a win, you should also fill your own team’s cooler with steroids. Ready for glory? Win the biggest sporting event of the year with Mr. Forthright’s lifetime of…
The incontrovertible Mr. Forthright is back, this time demonstrating to his audience how best to protect one’s identity. Simply smashing.
The ever irascible Mr. Forthright offers sage advice regarding the habit of nail biting with his own version of a simple life hack.