A Manhattan Subway Map Based on Judgmental Generalizations About New York City Neighborhoods

Travel site Thrillist has created a subway map of Manhattan based on judgmental generalizations about what goes on in various neighborhoods in New York City’s most densely populated borough. The map highlights some of the largest enclaves of bros and the best spots to buy hats.

Unless you’re trying to get somewhere, the Manhattan subway map is kind of garbage–it doesn’t tell you the best bar near every station, or where all the secret entrances are, or really anything you need to know about any of the stops.

image via Thrillist