When wearing the 1970s Hairy Chest Sweater, you will keep warm while friends and family get the privilege of gazing upon your “thick and luxuriant chest-rug” and golden bling. It is available to purchase online at Firebox.
What makes lumberjacks, 70s television stars and the giant Brown Bears of Alaska so irresistibly attractive to others? Simple. Their long, luxuriant chest hair.