Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train by Rollin Bishop at 12:48 pm on April 16, 2014 YouTube user Jared Michael attempts to take a selfie dangerously near to a moving train and receives a boot to the head from what appears to be a railroad engineer in this amusing video. I tried to take a selfie while a train passed a “safe” distance behind. I guess I was still too close and got kicked in the head. I messed up. Thanks Brad Jennings!