Vanity Fair Explains How to Pass a Drug Test

In the latest episode of Vanity Fair’s Vanity Code, “The Commander” offers tips on how to pass a drug test. Fair warning: step one involves removing all body hair.

Congrats, you got the job! There’s just one minor problem: your new company wants you to take a drug test and you’ve been doing more Molly than an Irish bartender and more cocaine than a 70s Oscar winner. The Commander offers sound advice that’ll help you pass the urine test with flying colors.

via Vanity Fair

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