One of the great pleasures of my life is leaving anywhere I am.
Comedian Larry David performed a stand up set about how he transitioned from being a poor schmuck to a rich prick for his recent Saturday Night Live monologue. David hosted the February 6, 2016 episode of SNL and has appeared multiple times this season as presidential candidate Bernie Sanders.
Joerg Sprave, German slingshot armorer and owner of The Slingshot Channel, let his beard grow for the past two months and recently shaved it all off with a sharp knife. He then took his leftover facial hair, mixed it with epoxy, and used the mixture to build a functioning slingshot. Joerg even turned his manly beard into ammo for his hair-filled slingshot.
After the shaving, the harvest was plentiful. So we went ahead and used the thick beard hairs to stabilize a molded epoxy slingshot. There was even enough hairs left for two bullets!
During Super Bowl 50, Universal Pictures released a new trailer and announced the title for Jason Bourne, the upcoming fifth movie in the ongoing Bourne film series that is being written and directed by Paul Greengrass. Matt Damon will be reprising his role as Jason Bourne and, according to the action-packed trailer, he “remembers everything” from his tormented past. Jason Bourne will star Damon, Julia Stiles, Tommy Lee Jones, Vincent Cassel, and Alicia Vikander. The movie is currently set to release in theaters on July 29th, 2016.
image via Jason Bourne Movie
Larry David was the host last night on Saturday Night Live and one of the sketchs during the show was “Bern Your Enthusiasm”, a hilarous election parody of Larry David’s HBO show Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David played Bernie Sanders as the Larry David character from the show while campaigning in Iowa.
Despite his friends’ (Bobby Moynihan, Cecily Strong, Jay Pharoah) best efforts, Sen. Bernie Sanders (Larry David) keeps finding ways to upset voters (Leslie Jones, Aidy Bryant) in Iowa.
— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) February 7, 2016
Bernie Sanders himself appeared in the “Steam Ship” sketch with Larry David as “Bernie Sanderswitzky”.