The Does the Dog Die? site answers the “most important movie question” by letting you know if a pet was ok, injured, or kicked the bucket in a movie. Their list of movies is already up to 649 titles and lets you “learn the fate of a movie pet without spoiling the rest of the film.”
Do you turn off Old Yeller before the end so you can pretend that he lived a long and happy life? Did a cute pet on a movie poster make you think it would be a fun comedy but it turned out to be a pet-with-a-terminal-illness tearjerker instead? Are you unable to enjoy the human body count in a horror movie because you’re wondering whether the dog’s going to kick the bucket? Have you ever Googled “Does the [dog/cat/horse/Klingon targ] die in [movie title]?”
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