“If you have to ask why you need this, don’t ask us, we can’t explain.”
Using its adhesive base, you can slap one (or more) of Archie McPhee’s Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler, a statuette of a suited businessman wearing one of their famous (and also creepy) Horse Head Masks, to your vehicle’s dash and be the envy of your drive-in theater, carwash, or wherever you drive.
Finally, you can enjoy the Horse Mask while you’re driving! The head wiggles slightly as you drive as it stares at you with dead, dull eyes.
images via Archie McPhee