Young Boy Can’t Remember the Name of His Friend Whose House He Visits To Play Xbox

“Anyways, I’ve just been calling him Flamethrower, because that’s his gamertag.” – Michael

The Onion has released a new video where they jokingly report on a 12-year-old boy, Michael Cutler, who can’t seem to remember the name of his friend whose house he regularly plays Xbox at. Michael was, however, able to remember every single video game that his pal had, that his Mom makes delicious snacks, and that his friend “has a dog of some kind.”