Survival Guide to Edible Quantum Physics, Ingesting The Higgs Boson

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In the Event That You Have Accidentally Swallowed the Higgs Boson

photo by Dana Maltby

With CERN firing up the Large Hadron Collider in a few months, assuming all goes well in the repairs, you and I both know that Higgs Bosons are going to be popping up everywhere (and giving mass to all sorts of random crap).   It really could be a massive, no pun intended, pain in the neck – especially if you happen to eat one.

Thankfully, the folks over at The Morning News have provided us with “10 steps of concrete advice to consider” if and when you ingest the Higgs Boson.