Ship Your Enemies Glitter, A New Service That Offers to Send Hard-to-Clean Crafting Supplies to One’s Adversaries

Ship Your Enemies Glitter is a new service that offers to send an envelope of hard-to-clean glitter to one’s enemies anywhere in the world along with a note explaining what they did to deserve it.

So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world & we’ll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they’ll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks. We’ll also include a note telling the person exactly why they’re receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage.