‘Seamless: No Human’, A Silly Parody of the Online Food Delivery Service That Rings a Bit True

When you use Seamless, you want food. Not the psychological minefield of human interaction.

Seamless: No Human” by The Bilderbergers is a silly parody that pokes gentle fun at the online food delivery service Seamless and the fierce desire of the customer to remain free of human contact when ordering food, an amusing sentiment that rings more than a bit true.

Seamless revolutionized food delivery by letting you order takeout online, rather than talking to a person on the phone. And now we’re thrilled to introduce our newest innovation, Seamless No Human. Simply select “No Human” on your order and a delivery person will place the food by your door, knock and then sprint away.