Rugby Announcer Provides Play by Play Commentary of Daily Life While Sports Are on Hiatus

Find A Brunette A Seat With The Blonde Girls Qualifier.#LiveCommentary #LifeCommentary

Getting tenuous now. pic.twitter.com/XEyrvBxPIR

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 18, 2020

With professional sports on indefinite hiatus, rugby commentator Nick Heath employed his vocal skills to regular, daily life. Heath hilariously gave distinctive play-by-play narration to such mundane tasks as grocery shopping, going to lunch, a child’s football game and the gleeful romp of dogs in a park.

Heath explained how he came to be a sports announcer.

Well, Twitter you’ve only got yourselves to blame. ?

At 17 I wanted to be a broadcaster.
At 22 I wanted to be a comedy writer.
At 31 I wanted to be a commentator.

This is what 29-31 looked like when comedy met sport in my hybrid of all sporting voices, "Nicholas Fumble" .

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 19, 2020

Mundane Walk. #LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/sDJCI5OVlW

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 18, 2020

Regional Qualifiers Market Bartering. Live.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/On36myTsNu

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 17, 2020

Football. Live. Well, a football.#TootingCommon #LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/Nvs92Etkz0

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 17, 2020

Find A Bargain Steeplechase. Live.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/ny3ru4XN8u

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 18, 2020

The Interminable Wait.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/5nSAlnVq2c

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 21, 2020

After the lunch break now…

2020 Crossroad Dash. Live.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/QFkW0SUqy8

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 17, 2020

Middle Class Arena. LIVE.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary https://t.co/jokricAmLd pic.twitter.com/KSlEbQezox

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 18, 2020

Dogging.#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary pic.twitter.com/BuRkVWAGjX

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 21, 2020

Sod commentating. I’m going pro. pic.twitter.com/pAqZKPG1Al

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 20, 2020

Sure. Normal week really. A bit of self-isolation from a worldwide pandemic, 50,000 extra Twitter followers, over 2 million video views and a write up in the @nytimes. As you do.#LifeCommentary https://t.co/X4Yhj05qv8

— Nick Heath (@nickheathsport) March 22, 2020