New York Mayor Bill de Blasio Performs a Dramatic Reading of ‘The Onion’ Article About His Ominous Snow Storm Warning

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio

New York City mayor Bill de Blasio recently performed a dramatic reading of The Onion article “NYC Mayor: ‘Reconcile Yourselves With Your God, For All Will Perish In The Tempest’” wherein a fictional de Blasio warns all New Yorkers of their impending death due to Winter Storm Juno, which was expected to strike New York City on January 27, 2015. Thankfully, the storm largely missed the city.

photo via New York City Mayor’s Office

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