Modern Seinfeld Imagines Modern Day Seinfeld Episodes on Twitter

Modern Seinfeld asks “What if Seinfeld was still on the air?” and pitches potential modern day Seinfeld TV episode storylines in its Twitter feed, @SeinfeldToday. Many of the tweets are internet related and quite funny. The feed was inspired by (but not written by) Josh Gondelman.

Here are some examples:

Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend because she doesn’t like Shake Shack custard. Kramer goes to Williamsburg, hates it.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 10, 2012

George tries to take a date to “Book Of Mormon.” Decides to buy tickets from a scalper. Takes her to all-male revue “Book Of More Men.”

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 10, 2012

Jerry joins Twitter only to find that a Jerry parody account has 50k followers. It’s run by Bania who will stop if Jerry buys him dinner.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 10, 2012

Elaine has a bad waiter at a nice restaurant, her negative Yelp review goes viral, she gets banned. Kramer accidentally joins the Tea Party.

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 10, 2012

Modern Seinfeld Episode: Jerry breaks up with a woman who ignores his Facebook request. It was a different lady with the same name. Whoops!

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 9, 2012