A Strategic Elliptical Pool Table That Sinks Every Shot

Frustrated by being a poor shot at pool, the talented engineer with The Q (previously) quite cleverly adapted the game so that every ball would sink at any time. He first cut the pool table into an elliptical shape, angled the table at a strategic degree, marked a spot for the ball, and then sunk every shot he made without fail.

Not great at pool? Well, maybe you’re just playing on the wrong table. Forget about the rectangle thing and upgrade to an elliptical where the math is on your side.