You Suck at Photoshop #4 – Paths and Masks

by Scott Beale on January 25, 2008 · 4 comments

You Suck at Photoshop #4 (Paths and Masks) is the latest in the series hilarious Photoshop tutorials by Donnie Hoyle.

For the full experience and backstory, you should watch them all in order.

UPDATE 1: There is now a real eBay auction for the ring, the Q & A section is almost as funny as the videos.

Wedding Ring

Q: Is it safe to PUG with random elves while wearing this ring?

A: No. This ring requires long-term, health-draining commitment. See your Guildmaster for more info.

Q: How long do the batteries last and is it rechargeable?

A: It uses a “will-sucking” power cell. And, yes, it’s rechargeable.

Q: Does it come with the baren desert?

A: No, I’m selling that metaphor in another auction.

UPDATE 2: Here’s an update from Donnie regarding the eBay auction:

Hi everybody. Looks like eBay has limited my awesomeness by capping off my public responses to your questions. I set up this forum if you’d like to ask any other questions. Sorry!”

http://yousuckat.freeforums.org

UPDATE 3: eBay has removed the auction.

photo by Donnie Hoyle

Related Posts:

You Suck at Photoshop, Hilarious Tutorials by Donnie Hoyle

You Suck At Photoshop #10 – Vanishing Point

You Suck at Photoshop #9 – Curves

You Suck at Photoshop #6 – Filter: Liquify

Photoshop Disasters, Why You Still Suck at Photoshop

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1 groovehouse January 25, 2008 at 10:05 am

These are so damn funny and I do suck at photoshop! =P

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2 Dave January 25, 2008 at 11:39 am

I heart that this is a real listing, and that it’s rapidly getting bid up:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260206691307

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