The Guy Who Has Never Seen or Heard of Anything by Justin Page at 11:02 am on March 12, 2014 CollegeHumor has created an original comedy short about a Guy Who Has Never Seen or Heard of Anything. It was directed by Matthew Pollock, written by Brian Murphy, and produced by Dan Siegel. Ever met someone who’s terrible at conversation? Someone who’s never seen or heard of anything? This guy’s the worst, but what he lacks in common knowledge he makes up for in unibrow.