The ‘Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece’ From Japan

Soon this woman’s wrinkled face will be youthful again.

Rule 34 references aside, the Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece from Japan (alleges it) has the power to turn back the clock on your “sagging facial skin and muscles.” For three minutes a day, you simply put it in your mouth (like you would with a pair of similar-looking novelty wax lips) and “say vowel sounds out loud over and over again” in an effort to “fight wrinkles around your eyes and help shape the overall look of your face.” It’s available to purchase at Japan Trend Shop.

…The movements are given extra load by the mold, forcing everything to work a bit harder and resulting in more youthful, vibrant faces.

This is a woman practicing her vowels with the Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece:

While she looks like a blow-up doll, this woman is really just exercising the age off of her face:

via WTF Japan Seriously