Sour Candy Body Fluids, Yummy Blood & Urine For Your Mouth

by Burstein! on April 24, 2009 · 1 comment

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Sour Candy Body Fluids

The fine folks at Think Geek have made, for lack of better terms, candy blood and piss.

Blood normally stays in your body, unless there’s an accident. Urine normally stays in your body until there’s an accident. But either way, neither of these liquid go into your mouth. Until now! Because now, there are Sour Candy Body Fluids, and the one place they are supposed to go is your mouth. Think of it – candy pee and candy blood – just what you never knew you always wanted.

I bet they go great with their Gummy Magots, or some edible fake poop!

via Think Geek

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1 harry krishna April 24, 2009 at 10:13 am

i was appalled until i noticed the blood was cherry flavored.

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