Hilarious Southwest Airlines Pre-Flight Safety Announcement

by Scott Beale on October 26, 2007 · 10 comments

Here’s a hilarious Southwest Airlines pre-flight safety announcement recorded on a flight from LAX to Chicago MDW, which includes some very campy fashion tips.

via VideoSift

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1 allen stern October 26, 2007 at 6:15 pm

Flying sucks – and this guy made it a bit more enjoyable. There is a conductor on the NYC subway who did something similar. He was up for a promotion to tower desk and was denied because he couldn’t follow the rules that said “no deviations” from the standard speak.

Isn’t life about smiling and I bet everyone who got on this plane in a grumpy mood smiled.

Thanks for sharing squid.

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2 groovehouse October 27, 2007 at 2:26 am

I LOL’d. Good find!

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3 John Hell October 27, 2007 at 6:11 pm

Oh the joys of flying with a sarcastic and unionized flight crew.

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4 Dylan October 29, 2007 at 8:14 am

Wow. In my whole life I have never heard the passengers of an airplane clap for the crew after they gave that boring speech. This should be the standard for all airlines.

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5 Moyra December 13, 2007 at 11:53 am

I was on a late flight from LAX to Chicago MDW (also Southwest Airlines) and enjoyed similar pre-flight safety announcement. Too bad I didn’t recorded it (especially the part about ’smoking seats located on a left wing’ or ‘while helping your children with their oxygen mask always choose this more privileged one first’)

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