Dan Aykroyd Explains The Mystery Behind Crystal Head Vodka
Dan Aykroyd explains the mystery behind Crystal Head Vodka which is quadruple distilled using Newfoundland water and triple filtered through Herkimer diamonds.
Thousands of years ago, thirteen crystal heads were scattered across the earth – and they are greater and more powerful than anything we have the ability to manufacture today. Their workmanship is perfect: they contain no tool marks and have been cut against the natural axis of the crystal, defying the laws of physics. Some say they are artifacts from the lost civilization of Atlantis, some say they date back to the Mayans, still others say they were created by a higher intelligence.
Brought together, the Crystal Heads are said to contain vast knowledge and enlightenment capable of unlocking our most enigmatic ancient mysteries. Alone, each is believed to house radiant psychic energy, which has magical powers and healing properties
via John Hodgman
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on Saturday, October 4th, 2008 at 2:20 am
Thank you, Scott Beale. Not one of these posts is a dud.
How much better this video is just for involving Dan Aykroyd!
on Saturday, October 4th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Unless it's picked up by the LCBO, we won't be able to buy it in Toronto, even though it's made in Canada. I hate the liquor laws here!
on Saturday, October 4th, 2008 at 11:22 am
how/where can you but Crystal Head Vodka?
their website offers no hints.
on Saturday, October 4th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
I just bought a bottle at bevmo! It's gorgeous! and did some research… see the pics at:
http://www.notcot.com/archives/2008/10/crystal_...
on Thursday, October 9th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I heard from my roommate that pop artist Jamie Roxx was just hired to do a portrait painting of the bottle. I wonder if they're paying him in vodka? His website is http://www.jamieroxx.com.
on Monday, November 3rd, 2008 at 8:01 pm
i have searched all over the internet for a way to purchase this vodka.. i live in vancouver, and it seems im out of luck… even the people selling it on ebay all live in the states, and it is illegal to ship alcohol via the us postal service… its's kind of ridiculous, I mean, how am i supposed to drink vodka out of a crystal skull now ??
on Saturday, November 8th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
i just found a bottle at bevmo and promptly rescued it from the clutches of evil, like indiana jones in the last crusade. sadly however, the video above is no longer on youtube; anyone know where to find it??
on Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
I just captured a bottle myself… More like Raiders of the Lost Arc
on Monday, December 15th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I FINALLY HAVE A BOTTLE I BOUGHT THIS STAND OFF EBAY. IT HECKA LIGHTS IT UP I BOUGHT RED SO THE SKULLS LIGHTS UP BRIGHT RED type in crystal head skull.