Cloacas for Women. Ladies, we have been waiting too long for this. One hole.
In this parody commercial by UCB Comedy, women can have the “same convenience as pigeons” with Cloaxia, a faux once-a-day pill that alters their body to act as a cloaca to combine their “vagina, urethra and anus into one hole.”
Cloaxia: Make Yours a Bird Hole