Daring Ferret Falls Short on Making a Successful Jump From the Desk to the Ironing Board

An adorably daring ferret, clad in a glow stick bracelet, fell very short on making a successful jump from the desk to the ironing board and landed safely on the floor with only her pride slightly injured. According to her human, Marek Riha, the desk was a bit slippery, the ferret put the bracelet on herself and he feels bad about laughing at her fall.

I didn’t realize, it’s slippery. She tried to get to the window. When she got on the table I saw
that trying to jump on the window. (distance about 1metr) so I moved closer the ironing board. The rest of the story you already know. That shining bracelet, she put on herself. Such kind of crashes is for ferret well known. People may think I behave badly to this ferret but who knows ferrets knows what’s going on. But I have to apologize for my sadistic laughter ;)

While her dignity may have been bruised, the little ferret didn’t appear to lose any sleep whatsoever.

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‘Jurassic World’ Sequel to Dinosaur Theme Park Film ‘Jurassic Park’ Has New Teaser Announcing ‘The Park Is Open’

Universal Pictures has released a teaser trailer for the upcoming film Jurassic World that announces, “The Park Is Open.” The teaser also states that the first official trailer for the film will be released on Thanksgiving Day, November 27th, 2015.

Jurassic World is the latest sequel to the 1993 Steven Spielberg classic Jurassic Park, about a theme park built around dinosaurs cloned from preserved DNA. Though the teaser is brief it appears to show that in the new film the park has been reopened under the name “Jurassic World.” Chris Pratt stars in the film, and Spielberg has returned as the executive producer. The film will be released in theaters on June 12th, 2015.

Jurassic-World-Poster-Official

image via Colin Trevorrow

Drowsy Ferret Falls Face-First Into His Human’s Lap While He’s Falling Asleep

A very drowsy ferret literally falls face-first into his human Julia‘s lap just as he’s falling asleep. The good news is that ferret wasn’t hurt by the fall, in fact it appears that he didn’t even wake upon landing.

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Rebellious Golden Retriever Blows Off Obedience Race In Exchange For the Tasty Treats Lining the Lane

A rebellious golden retriever who was taking part in an obedience school race that required him to run in a straight line while ignoring the various doggie-friendly meats lining each side of his lane, decided to eschew the pride of a job well done in exchange for the yummy treats so close at hand. Golden Retriever Lovers, the group who posted this video, posed a very thoughtful question, “What would your dog do in this situation?”

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Outtakes From Season Seven of ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’ Featuring Riker Chasing a Shipmate

Uproxx has released a short collection of silly outtakes from Star Trek: The Next Generation. In this gag reel, Geordi and Data get silly, Picard curses, and Riker chases a shipmate.

Riker Running

Season seven of Star Trek: The Next Generation will be released on Blu-ray in the United States on December 12, 2014.

gif via Uproxx

via Uproxx

‘All About That Ace’, A ‘League of Legends’ Parody of the Meghan Trainor Song ‘All About That Bass’

All About That Ace” is a parody by The Warp Zone of the Meghan Trainor song “All About That Bass” that focuses on the popular video game League of Legends (previously). Trainor’s song has already sparked a number of other clever parodies on topics ranging from science fiction to Thanksgiving.

For comparison, here is the original music video.

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Canadian Hockey Fans Help Finish Singing the American National Anthem After Audio Glitch at a Hockey Game in Toronto

During the singing of the American national anthem at a Toronto Maple LeafsNashville Predators hockey game at Toronto’s Air Canada Centre on Tuesday, the singer was interrupted when the microphone abruptly cut out. In an adorable demonstration of the good-natured politeness of Canadians, the Toronto crowd spontaneously (and flawlessly) sang the remainder of “The Star-Spangled Banner”. The neighborly moment was captured on video by Ontario-based hockey fan Eric Bosman.

For Americans who would like to return the favor–should the need arise–here are (the rest of) the lyrics to O Canada.