Shoot A Bottle Rocket at Chicken John as He Sings Come Sail Away


photo by Greg Peverill-Conti

In an effort to raise funds for his trip to Slovenia for Swimming Cities of Serenissima , Chicken John is offering people the chance to shoot a bottle rockets at him as he takes the stage in a sailor suit to sing “Come Sail Away” by Styx during the Art of Bleeding performance on Saturday that is part of How to Destroy the Universe Part 6 at NIMBY.

He has 400 bottle rockets that he’s selling for $10 each. Now’s your chance to get even.

Buy a bottle rocket. Or a few. Buy one for your friend, who I threw out of the bar that time. Buy one for that girl that I stood up. Buy one for Jim Mason. Actually, buy a dozen for ol Jimmy. Make me jump. Put welts on my arms. Catch whats left of my hair on fire. Hurt me. Make me sorry. For $10, youve never had it so easy…


photo by Neil Berrret

More info on Facebook and Chicken’s blog.

Scott Beale
Scott Beale

Scott Beale is the founder of Laughing Squid and is based in New York City. When not running the blog, Scott can be found posting on Threads and sharing photos on Instagram.