Certified Virgin Helps Prove Your Virginity

We can’t decide what we love more about Certified Virgin. Maybe it’s that we can use the service to retroactively restore virginity on our unsuspecting friends who had a really hard time losing it in the first place. Or perhaps it’s Certified Virgin’s disclaimer — because everything about virginity should have a disclaimer:

“I know that this certificate is for humor purposes only. It does not certify that I am a real virgin.”

Indeed. Purity rings are expensive; Certifiable Virginity only costs a dollar.