Rusty Blazenhoff
Ranch Dressing Soda by Lester’s Fixins
As seen in Denver, Colorado’s Rocket Fizz store. We have posted before about the unusually flavored sodas by Lester’s Fixins (we’re talking bottles of Buffalo…
Green Grass Flip Flops
Green Grass Flip Flops are a great way to prepare yourself for summertime fun. Made to look like realistic beds of grass, these entirely synthetic…
Keyboard Cat Animatronic Plush Toy
Popular internet meme Keyboard Cat (aka “Fatso”) now has its own officially licensed animatronic plush toy which naturally plays the official Keyboard Cat music with…
Pages From the Grumpy Cat Movie Script Leaked
Pages of the script for the forthcoming Grumpy Cat flick hace been leaked by Dan Abramson of Funny or Die, but we know its authenticity…
[ENCLOSED], A Monthly Subscription Service For ‘Luxe Knickers’
[ENCLOSED] is a new subscription service to have “luxe knickers” (g-strings, thongs, girlshorts, boyshorts and briefs) delivered monthly in a box of real flower petals.…
Julie Delpy & Ethan Hawke Star in Profanity-Filled ‘Don’t Talk’ PSA for Alamo Drafthouse
“This isn’t your f!%cking living room.” To thwart talking or texting during their movies, Austin-based cinema chain Alamo Drafthouse enlisted the help of Julie Delpy…
Local People With Their Arms Crossed on the Front Page of Their Hometown Newspaper
“The pose that says, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m featured on the front of my local newspaper.’” Journalist Jeremy Barr has started Local People With…
The Pros & Cons Of Being Tall
For all the “Sasquatches” out there, Doghouse Diaries lays out the “The Pros & Cons Of Being Tall” in their latest webcomic.
Terrorist Tea Pot, A Ceramic Tea Pot With a Balaclava Cozy
The folks at SUCK UK have made a white ceramic tea pot evil by giving it eyes and slipping a balaclava cozy on it, calling…
Little Boy Makes a Strong & Touching Argument on Why He Shouldn’t Eat Octopus
“I don’t like that they die…” A young boy named Luiz Antonio makes a strong and touching argument to his mother on why he…