ThinkGeek has come out with a new “Subway Squid” t-shirt designed by Gama-Go.

Sure there are urban legends about alligators inhabiting the New York sewers, but nobody ever talks about the more imminent problem of the subway squid. You put some uncooked calamari down the drain, and, next thing you know, there’s a giant betentacled obstacle hanging out on the tracks. You know what kind of delay that causes? And, what? Because you didn’t want a little ika nigiri? *shakes head in disappointment*