Here’s the hilarious short that was shown before the “Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters”. It’s a spoof on the classic promos that used to be shown before films at movie theaters. It features Mastodon as a junk food thrash metal band performing “Linoleum Knife”, where they lay down the rules for the film’s audience.
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“This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner”
I wonder if their lawyers get any royalties on the lyrics.
Hahaha, fav part is,
If i find youve sold it on ebay,
ill break in your home and tear your wife in half
We can’t touch the masters here, but we thought you might be interested in an interview we did with Dana Snyder, voice of master shake….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtuBjnpF9pI
I just saw Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters and the opening sequence (with the singing metal band of movie theater snacks) was hilarious. I would love to find a video clip of it on the internet. Has anyone seen one? Is there maybe a music video of the song? The song is called Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife by Mastodon, but I would really like a video copy b/c the lyrics are sometimes hard to understand and the video from the movie had subtitles. Not to mention that the dancing snacks are hilarious to watch.