Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie Intro

by Scott Beale on July 30, 2007 · 4 comments

Here’s the hilarious short that was shown before the “Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters”. It’s a spoof on the classic promos that used to be shown before films at movie theaters. It features Mastodon as a junk food thrash metal band performing “Linoleum Knife”, where they lay down the rules for the film’s audience.

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1 Anthony Winslow July 30, 2007 at 5:09 pm

“This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner”

I wonder if their lawyers get any royalties on the lyrics.

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2 Alex August 4, 2007 at 4:44 pm

Hahaha, fav part is,

If i find youve sold it on ebay,
ill break in your home and tear your wife in half

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3 Buns and Chou Chou September 13, 2007 at 6:24 am

We can’t touch the masters here, but we thought you might be interested in an interview we did with Dana Snyder, voice of master shake….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtuBjnpF9pI

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4 aquabot September 27, 2007 at 12:20 am

I just saw Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters and the opening sequence (with the singing metal band of movie theater snacks) was hilarious. I would love to find a video clip of it on the internet. Has anyone seen one? Is there maybe a music video of the song? The song is called Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife by Mastodon, but I would really like a video copy b/c the lyrics are sometimes hard to understand and the video from the movie had subtitles. Not to mention that the dancing snacks are hilarious to watch.

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